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Find out what you need to do in order to graduate and the benefits of joining the University of Oxford’s growing body of alumni.There is also useful information on ordering certificates as well as opportunities to continue your studies.“I had hoped that by placing objectionable views - not my own - in a deeply insincere and self-deprecating context they would elicit humour, rather than causing offence. I therefore offer my full apologies to offended parties.”' He added he offered his “full apologies” if it had caused any offence.Grace Goddard and Barbara Speed, the newspaper’s co-editors, who are both studying at Wadham College, said: “The piece was a lifestyle/comment piece which we clearly did not intend to be offensive."She duly worked her way through the Eton rugby team before re-eloping with the same floppy-haired w----r on her gap year in Phuket.“Mercilessly, most of her past conquests will be at Oxford and you won’t be able to bust a move in Park End [a popular student nightclub] without bumping into one of them." He added: "Aesthetically he is a beautiful man: taller, broader, and handsomer than you will ever be." Their well-bred friends are no less intimidating, he adds."Relations between you and them will therefore embody all the warmth and intimacy of a court room.” Crucially, young men of modest means should avoid discussing politics if they wish their romance to succeed.

"From this point on, your ears become antennae, acutely aware to her every utterance, lacing it with meaning and innuendo. A passing mention of her grandfather, who leads to county hunt, will inexplicably lead to you embracing the Animal Rights lobby, disavowing meat and sponsoring a stray fox called Arthur.” And while her parents are likely to be “lovely” and treat the new suitor to dinner, drinks and theatre trips, Mr Beardsworth warned his readers not to expect their girlfriends to be so relaxed on their home turf.When it comes to sex, Mr Beardsworth, who is reading Politics, Philosophy and Economics at Brasenose College, warned "posh girls" are not naïve.The former Manchester Grammar School pupil, who turns 19 in a few days, warned: “She’ll have had a lot of it; way more than you.“In our view this piece was attempting to satirise the misogynistic (and, indeed, misandrist) 'how to...' dating guides that pervade the mainstream media,” they said.“However, this tone was perhaps not conveyed as well as it should have been, and if it caused any offence then we are very sorry.” Mr Beardsworth said the piece only in part reflected his experiences and said he hoped it did not harm the newspaper’s reputation: “The piece was written to be phenomenally, obviously and rigorously ridiculous - not genuine advice,” he told The Daily Telegraph.

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